Donald Trump's 10 grievously pointed debate demands of Kamala Harris are likely to be.

One reasonable request: the moderators: Robert F. Kennedy Jr., President Trump's beautiful daughter Ivanka Trump, and President Trump himself.

 

GOP presidential nominee and tender little darling Donald Trump has started suggesting he may not show up to a prearranged Sept. 10 debate with Vice President Kamala Harris.

Trump, on Sunday, called the debate network "ABC FAKE NEWS" in a social media post, and asked no one in particular, "Why would I do the Debate against Kamala Harris on that network?" He called ABC News host George Stephanopoulos "Liddle' George Slopadopolus," even though Stephanopoulos isn't involved in the debate.

While campaigning Monday at a Vietnamese restaurant in Northern Virginia, Trump again questioned whether he should do the debate: "I think ABC really should be shut out. I'd much rather do it on NBC. I'd much rather do it on CBS. Frankly, I think CBS is very unfair, but the best of the group. And certainly, I'd do it on Fox.".

The GOP and RFK Jr.: 

Well, there you go. The two factions have been going at it over whether microphones should be on all of the time or should be turned off when it's not their candidate's turn to talk. Trump seemed to undercut his campaign's desire to keep the mikes off while the other nominee is speaking, saying Monday, "Doesn't matter to me, I'd rather have it probably on."

The GOP and RFK Jr.: Donald Trump, JD Vance and RFK Jr.? 'Weird' doesn't do justice to this loony trifecta. 

Trump's 10 VERY REASONABLE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DEMANDS

There will absolutely be more requests and arguments until Trump grows feathers and just refuses to do it, mark my words.

But to help speed things up, I've written out an account of all the VERY REASONABLE DEMANDS that he should make prior to the Sept. 10 debate:

At all times, be introduced as: "President Donald Trump" or "President Trump." His podium will have the presidential seal affixed

Vice President Kamala Harris - be introduced as "Comrade Kamala" or "Crazy Kamabla." His podium will have a hammer-and-sickle flag affixed. Since he is a socialist Marxist communist.

President Trump's microphone will be on at all times, and whoever turns it off will be handed over to the death penalty.

The crowd at the debate is going to be the hugest crowd in the history of debates, quite possibly the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen in history. 

 Trump isn't powerful:

Trump isn't strong: DNC showed Harris campaign isn't listening to noise from Trump and pundits. It's working.

Joe Biden needs to be onstage with Comrade Kamala for the entire debate so President Trump can say all of the "Sleepy Joe" zingers he made up before Biden SO UNFAIRLY stepped aside. WHERE'S HUNTER?!?

His moderators will be Robert F. Kennedy Jr., President Trump's daughter, Ivanka Trump, and President Trump himself. 

 

 

Comrade Kamala will be granted only ten seconds worth of answers because she is too dull, having nothing to say. If she exceeds this time limit, a loud and classy buzzer would be used to cut off her speech.

For the debate to attract the highest television ratings ever, President Trump’s answers will have no limits whatsoever.

You may ask at least three questions about the late and great Hannibal Lecter accordingly.

During each commercial break, President Trump will serve the McDonald's cheeseburgers.

There will be only one clear winner of the debate, and that will be President Trump. If anyone tries to say Kamala Harris won, the debate will be declared RIGGED and TOTALLY BIASED and President Trump will blame it all on George Slopadopolus.